-Even though I have a cell phone and a watch on, do you have the time?
-So glad I skipped brushing my teeth this morning or else I would’ve missed you riding this train
-If you can guess the Nickelback song playing on my ipod, I owe you a drink
-There’s nothing more romantic than a homeless man singing for money, may I have this dance?
-Lets play hooky from work, get off at the next stop and try to find pancakes
-Wouldn't you rather tell our future children that we meet me on the subway instead the internet or setup by our mothers?
-If you pull the emergency cord, I’ll give you 10 dollars
-Why doesn't that guy just ride his bike home?
-Since we are trapped in this corner, I just decided that I am going to try to talk to you. What’s the least painful thing I can ask?
-I accidentally passed my stop, let’s just go back to your place
-Help me with this internal dilemma, since this train is crowded, would you be flattered or offended if I inappropriately touched you?
-It’s a little chilly in here with the air conditioning on, would you like to borrow my pants?
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