A Dozen Moon Unfacts
-During daylight hours,
The Moon is usually off running errands for other planets or watching soap
operas
-Neil
Armstrong’s real motive for rocketing to The Moon was to prove his theory that it
was flat
-In contrast to the Sundress, women use to sleep in a Moongown until the pajama was invented
-The Moon was a free agent satellite until it was selected in the 2nd
round by Earth in the 1972 Planetary Draft
-Gravitational forces
from The Moon are the reason for ocean high tides… haha, just kidding, that’d be
ridiculous
-Las Vegas
odds favor a cow jumping the moon 3-1 over the dish running away with the spoon. Many believe the fork and the silverware mafia intimidating the spoon is why
-It’s a myth that The Moon is made of cheese but it does go just as well with wine
-During 5-7pm orbital rush hour, The Moon’s velocity slows due to asteroid congestion
-The Moon was originally referred to as The Object until MoonPie purchased its naming rights
-Babe Ruth once hit a baseball that ricocheted off the moon, it was ruled a double
-It’s possible to leap
over The Moon but the length of the running start needed to generate that height is tremendously far,
just ask the cow
-Since a body weighs less on The Moon that Earth, the population there drinks sodas larger than 16oz’s and wears
skinny jeans
